What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post

No way

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This Additive Is In Thousands of Foods in the US — and Could Be Disrupting Your Gut Health - Food & Wine

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

NASA spacecraft around the moon photographs the crash site of a Japanese company's lunar lander - Laredo Morning Times

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Scientists issue urgent health warning to anyone who eats meat - UNILAD

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Should Kick Streaming buy TikTok so that TikTok can allow jerks to not get banned but instead promoted due to poor behavior like is the case with Kick already?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why Passing on Palantir Technologies Stock (PLTR) is a Big Mistake - Yahoo Finance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

BYU QB Retzlaff denies woman's rape allegations - ESPN

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...